1. Night Glow Toilet Seat: $50
So you don’t miss.
(Via SkyMall)
2. Litter Robots: $340 and up
Uses a patented sifting process that pushes your cat’s waste into a separate drawer, then fills the pan back up with clean litter.
(Via SkyMall)
3. Seabreacher Customized Boat: $85,000
It’s a boat that looks like a shark.
(Via SkyMall)
So you can surf Tinder and clean your butt.
(Via SkyMall)
5. Orbitwheels: $100
A lawsuit waiting to happen!
(Via SkyMall)
For those with less endowed backsides.
(Via SkyMall)
7. Single-Handed Barber: $60
Terrifying trimmer that supposedly cuts your hair evenly in every direction.
(Via SkyMall)
8. Hair-catcher
Pair with the Single-Handed Barber.
(Via Twitter)
9. FaceTrainer
Meant to train your face muscles so your skin won’t wrinkle.
(Via Tumblr)
10. Sleep Neck Brace
"Sleep like a baby while sitting up."
(Via Twitter)
11.The Human Slingshot
For people who are going places.
(Via Tumblr)
12. iGrow
Points lasers at your skull to grow back your hair “within a few months.”
(Via Ruthless Reviews)
13. Wine Glass Holder Necklace: $25
I’m not ashamed to admit I want one.
(Via FirstWeFeast.com)
14. Tugo Drink Holder
A cup holder designed to burn your ankle skin.
(via Tumblr)
15. Large Super Skate Sail
Cowabunga, dude!
(Via Tumblr)
16 Sit Fit Exercise Device
Move your feet on a track while sitting down in this modern-day torture device.
(Via Tumblr)
17. Wristband iPhone Holder
Who needs an Apple Watch?
(Via Tumblr)
18. Whatever the hell this is.
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